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Dharc Pfenix
2000-04-28 16:43:30


*Emerging from the ever encroaching Darkness*
*The Dharc Lord materializes with his entourage of shadows, Aurora over his shoulder and a large sacrificial cow being hauled along by his minions*

Beast, I demand your presence. *laying the sleeping Beauty down* You must kiss this flowery princess like you've never kissed anything in your entire life. Seems princes are in short supply, so a beasty Behemoth will have to do.

*his minions present the token bull as well*

This is also an offering to you. I call it Warlock Special. It's the... *wickedly laughing* creamy center that makes it so delicious.

Enjoy.


In return, I ask but one thing. Please put a nice BIG hole through Landis's citadel wall. Thank you.

*The Dharc Lord turns and disappears into the surrounding night once more, his minions following in his wake*
Gandalf the Warlock
2000-04-30 07:06:29


Hmmm....
*After having read what has happened in the Rift, Gandalf finds himself to be in chains and about to be "offered* to the behemoth...grins as he silently speaks a word of power that shatters the shackles when the others are having their attention at Behemoth when he's kissing Aurora....he immediately makes himself dim and creates a portal and steps into it....making sure no one is seeing him...grins as he thinks of a suitable punishment for the dharc lord for trying to make him a "dinner"*
Behemoth the Barbarian Warrior
2000-05-01 13:22:08


Nothing personal Gandalf but...
I don't really consider you a good meal for myself. Don't like warlocks being stuck behind my teeth. And besides... after all you've been drinking ;)
Gandalf the Warlock
2000-05-02 04:16:42


LOL
Thank you B. :)

That made me feel a lot safer. ;)

*grins*

What I've been drinking?

Just because someone had peed in that champagne, and I drank it?

*grins*

Should've known better. *shudders* ;)
Gandalf the Warlock
2000-04-30 06:46:07


Warlock special?
Interesting.

*watches Behemoth kissing Aurora*

Nice kissing B, quite...."beastly".

It she's not waking up now, she never will.
The Jealous Beauty
2000-04-30 08:40:29


*Watches from outside the door
as the lovely Princess is brought inside*

*fear fills her soul as she rushes inside and steps between her Beast and the sleeping beauty*

Beast!

I love you..please don't kiss her!!!

*hugs him*
Behemoth the Barbarian Warrior
2000-04-29 16:08:57


*looks at the sleeping Beauty*
Hmmm... I'm afraid that when Aurora will wake up after me kissing her like I never kissed anything in my entire life and see who has kissed her, she will pass out like she has never passed out in her entire life.... oh well... here goes...

*kisses the beautiful lady and awaits what happens*

*looks at the "Warlocks Special"*

From what I've found out, the "Warlocks Special" was created by Gandalf and who knows what can be created by a Warlock that has been drinking hairy-peed-in-water from the HOT TUB... I guess I'll leave it for later.
Gill Posse
2000-04-29 11:26:33


Don't you just love...
Roleplaying storylines that cross over multiple boards? What are we up to now, four EzBoards that are involved in this? Quite impressive indeed. :)
Chandler the Witch
2000-04-29 23:58:43


*several small imps giggle from the doorway
as the Witch touches her lips with a crimson nail and smiles*

*with a flick of her fingers, several bottles of Worchestershire and A1 Steaksauce appear on a nearby table*

*she wonders if she should stay behind with the Princess, but decides that she must know what the Dharc One is up to...casting shadow on the Princess....she turns and follows him once more*

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