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General Plastro
2000-05-11 12:02:01


Ok, here's some more "nice" stuff...
Lady Midnight is "nice"
Everyone is "nice"!
Man, that's a "nice" background
Oh, and did I mention, that banner is "nice"
That ant crawling up my leg is "nice"

Well, only 8 more times to go...
-The General
Chandler the Witch
2000-05-01 13:18:38


kisses
him
Behemoth the Barbarian Warrior
2000-05-01 13:37:20


holds
Chan
Behemoth the Barbarian Warrior
2000-05-01 14:00:17


tries
to figure out how these titles work...
General Plastro
2000-05-02 13:11:30


Well at least
you weren't a "Pokemon fanclub member"...I could have at least been a "pokemon trainer" ;)

oh, by the way...i see Chan talked you into letting me visit, or did the beast have a change of heart?
well, thanks...for what it's worth
-the General
Behemoth the Barbarian Warrior
2000-05-02 21:25:19


I actually did it before talking to Chan...
so she didn't have any influence on my decision in this matter.
General Plastro
2000-05-03 15:42:29


Ok, so when does my community service start? ;)
Since I'm undoubtedly on probation...

I suppose I could clean to toilets for a month...or is that the "sanitary engineer's" job?. :evil

-the General



Chandler the Witch
2000-05-04 15:33:25


How hot does it have to be to make plastic melt???
*looking at the General..the "FORMER" Sanitary Engineer considers her options*

*With an evil smile, she whispers in Behemoth's ear*

He must say 5 sincerely nice things every time he comes on...no lying...for the next 10 times he comes on.

He must type 100 times: I will not belittle the Sanitary Engineer

He must never, ever say anything derogatory about Polish people again or I personally will do horrible vicious things to him...all involving hot metallic objects.
Behemoth the Barbarian Warrior
2000-05-04 15:38:42


You're hot enuff ;) ...
I agree for the punisment. Glad to have such a great moderator as yourself, Chan ;)
Chandler the Witch
2000-05-04 15:40:06


*hugs and kisses the Beast*
*glares at the Puddle*

*grins*
Behemoth the Barbarian Warrior
2000-05-05 07:48:49


*smiles between the kisses*
Chan, you're so hot you make me MELT ;)
General Plastro
2000-05-05 11:54:52


That wouldn't be too tough...
...if you're made out of candle wax. ;)

So are you two hooligans serious about my "penance" ?

Oh, and since I've been melted...*Plastro's men scoop up the molten plastic and pour it into a mold. When the plastic hardens, good 'ol Plastro is standing in front of the two "simply loverly" individuals* (by the way that was ONE nice thing) :evil
-The General
Behemoth the Barbarian Warrior
2000-05-06 03:23:57


Dead serious... if you know what I mean..
*wicked grin* :evil

And did I mention you have to mean what you say?
General Plastro
2000-05-06 11:57:23


You asked for it. *evil grin*
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Go ahead count 'em...if it's the incorrect amount i'll do it again.

Oh and I have a confession to make *sob*...I copied and pasted all of them. ;)
-The General
Behemoth the Barbarian Warrior
2000-05-07 13:53:56


Alright... you have completed this part of your...
punishment or should I say cut'n'pasted your way thru it. What's with the other?
General Plastro
2000-05-07 15:30:13


ok, "five sincerely nice things"...
For the record: this is the first time out of 10

*in a very sincere and emotional voice*

1. Chan is "nice"
2. Beh is "nice"
3. Man, they're BOTH "nice"
4. This board is "nice"
5. Her board is "nice"

*breaks down into tears*
I can already feel a tremendous weight coming off my shoulders.
-The General
Chandler the Witch
2000-05-01 13:17:57


Grabs
Behemoth
Lady Midnight
2000-04-30 17:33:50


*waves back at Maxym*
Hello Maxym and good to see you here. Well yes I do think it may be genetic. A lot of women I know love to comment on color schemes or the decor of a home. *smiles* I hope you enjoy this place and decide to visit often. Behemoth here is a wonderful host.
Gandalf the Warlock
2000-04-28 12:02:41


*smiles*
Nice place B. :)

I like it, it has a nice atmosphere.

Almost feel at home here, guess it speaks to my wild beastly side. *grins*

Oh Aurora, those sentences are the most important to know, always the first I learn in a new language. *smiles*

Hello all. :)
Behemoth the Barbarian Warrior
2000-04-28 15:19:24


Yes, these words prove quite useful...
Since we have some really beautiful behemothesses... ahem... I mean girls here in Poland.

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