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TheRealChole
2000-07-11 01:00:24


*Wrinkles her nose*
Ewwww. Prolly enough to make a baby behemoth... :)
Behemoth the Barbarian
2000-07-11 01:04:49


Hehe... yes...
since we, Behemoths, are 50% hair ;)

*wonders why Chole would want to make a baby Behemoth* LOL
TheRealChole
2000-07-11 01:10:57


*Looks left, looks right*
Ummmm...Cos it would be sooooo much cuter that a wet ball of fur ? :)
Behemoth the Barbarian
2000-07-11 01:13:54


Yep... small, fluffy...
...and with razor-sharp claws ;)
TheRealChole
2000-07-11 01:21:34


*Smiles*
Sounds like the perfect pet for a demon, wouldn't you think ? :)
Behemoth the Barbarian
2000-07-11 01:26:20


You fiend! ...
Pit Fiend, that is. ;) Taking a poor little Behemoth to an Inferno as your pet.
TheRealChole
2000-07-11 01:30:03


Bah!
That's just my title... I'm not even part pit fiend >DD"> I'm half human, half succubus :evil

And you KNOW I would take good care of him! He wouldn't even know he was a pet! He would think he was part of the family :)
Behemoth the Barbarian
2000-07-11 01:35:57


Part of the family?
Then he'd have to be half behemoth, 1/4 human, 1/4 succubus, which would be kinda strange, since there are no male succubuses. Guess he would have to be 1/4 incubus then. LOL

Succubus, huh? That means you abuse men sexually. Never knew you from that side, Chole :evil
TheRealChole
2000-07-11 01:39:35


*Shakes her head*
No no no, He wouldn't be any of that... He would have originated as a ball of wet fur from your jacuzzi :) He would only THINK he was part of the family... Well I mean I would treat him like he was :)

I don't sexually abuse men...But I have been known to have a seductive quality that some men find irresistable... It's not my fault :evil
Behemoth the Barbarian
2000-07-11 01:43:14


Poor unfortunate succubus...
cursed by nature with seductive qualities. There, there now, it's not your fault :lol
TheRealChole
2000-07-11 01:49:32


*Evil grin*
I didn't say I didn't like it...Just can't be blamed for being what I am >DD">
LilNem
2000-07-11 07:43:37


*Wonders who beh's talking to.
So wanders over for a gander*

on seeing a well loved friend, his face splits into a happy grin*

Hey wow, Good to see you again, it's been ages

*ties his hands behind his back to resist certain urges*
Behemoth the Barbarian
2000-07-16 09:56:36


Certain urges....
*laughs*

NEM, she's a half-woman, half-succubus ;)
Beltion
2000-07-23 09:36:09


hmmm...
thinking about that human/succubus/Behemoth thing gives me backflashes to things said late at night in the Oracle.

*wonders if there is a chance a human/succubus/Behemoth combo would appear in h4*
Behemoth the Barbarian
2000-07-23 13:24:29


It would be...
human/succubus or incubus/Behemoth ;)
Beltion
2000-07-23 13:31:47


oh...
a 0] mixubus?
Behemoth the Barbarian
2000-07-23 13:36:06


*LOL!*
Or a biubus ;)
Beltion
2000-07-23 13:39:17


naah, can't be a biubus, that implies 2...
triubus, if it's three. 0] 0] 0]
quadrubus, if it's four. 0] 0] 0] 0]
schizobus, if it's many. 0] 0] 0] 0] 0] 0] 0] 0] 0]
Unregistered(d)
2000-07-23 19:43:38


*ROFL*
Just imagine...multiple babies that are just like Behemoth...now isn't that a scary thought!!! :lol ;)
Behemoth the Barbarian
2000-07-23 21:59:18


They wouldn't be just like me...
They would be half human, half Behemoth with either incubus or succubus powers. Now that *is* scary. ;)

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