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Lady Midnight
2000-08-04 03:50:46


*gives B a big hug*
Oh blueberries one of my favorites. :) Thanks again B.

I think I will leave that *pales slightly and points to the UMO* to you though. I like to know what it is that I am eating. *grins*


It looks like you could use a touch up on those claws.

*Gets out the blood red paint and meticuosly paints another coat on all of B's claws. She blows softly on each one to help with the drying.*

There all finished. I will have to tell Chan if she is going to put bows on you now they must be red instead of pink. ;-)
Behemoth the Barbarian
2000-08-04 12:17:41


I'm getting shivers...
...every time I hear the word "bow" *shivers*

If Chan ever tries them on me again I swear I'm gonna tie her to the sacrificial table by the Jacuzzi and torture her with a feather *sinister laugh*

*devours the pile of UMO*
Chandler the Witch
2000-08-05 12:45:32


*with a wicked smile on her bloodred lips*
*Chan wraps her arms around her Beast's neck and ties a big RED fluffy bow into the hair behind his ear...casting a strong entanglement enchantment upon it...she gives him a soft teasing kiss and vanishes before she can be apprehended*
Behemoth the Barbarian
2000-08-05 14:01:33


*raises his claws in the air...*
... and starts chanting in barbarian language. Icy tongues of blue cold fire come out of the claws surround the beast, burning every piece of the disgusting red bow. The flames return to Behemoth's claws leaving some hoarfrost in the cavern*
Behemoth the Barbarian
2000-07-15 12:22:28


I see you'll be opening a real business soon...
Lady M. These axes look great. I think I'll have you paint my claws. ;)
Lady Midnight
2000-07-14 03:44:55


*smiles as she looks up*
Oh my first customer. *grins*

Sure I can decorate your axes. Hmmm let me see now, what design to paint. *raises an eyebrow* I got it.

*she takes an axe from Ryv, and slowly and meticulously begins to paint a small scene of a gypsy sitting over a crystal ball paying careful attention to the little fine details. After a several hours of work she finishes it off with a small silver signature.*

Ah, all finished.

*She hands the axe back to Ryv.*

What do you think?
Unregistered(d)
2000-07-13 20:40:36


*pulls up a seat next to her friend*
Give ya $20 Toon Dollars to paint one of my axes...please?
Lady Midnight
2000-07-26 18:05:37


*grins at the witch...
..and then at the War Chieftain.*

Oh lighten up Beltion. You don't know how good we could make you look. ;-)

*turns to Chan*

Between the two of us, he doesn't stand a chance.

*mischievious grin*
Behemoth the Barbarian
2000-07-26 20:28:21


Well...
I'm sure Chan could come up with some pink bows :lol
Beltion
2000-07-26 23:42:57


you are right...
I don't know how good you could make me look.

And I don't want to find out either.
Lady Midnight
2000-07-31 05:30:10


*gives Beltion a slight frown*
Well I think you may have totally misunderstood my meaning. I don't do pink bows and such, at least not on men. *grins*

Being a War Chieftain, I would have thought you would have liked a good warrior paint job on the face. Oh well to each his own then.

*turns to Behemoth*

So how are the bloody claws doing today? Scare anybody with them yet? *grins*
Behemoth the Barbarian
2000-07-31 22:36:06


Scare not, skewer yes ;) ...
*brings another large pile of UMO to the Inn as well as some blueberries for Lady M.* ;)
Lady Midnight
2000-07-25 06:25:44


*Waves a paintbrush at the War Chieftain..
..and scowls*

Well see if I ever offer to make your stuff look all designer perfect anymore. Humph

*Goes back to painting a design on an axe for a few moments then looks up at Beltion again.*

On the other hand, I could always decorate you instead. ;-)

*devilish grin*
Beltion
2000-07-25 10:43:18


No thank you
I am not a Axe.
Behemoth the Barbarian
2000-07-25 20:50:08


You know...
You could have fooled me :>
Chandler the Witch
2000-07-25 20:44:16


*grins at LM*
Let me know if you need any help or anything....*grins*
Lady Midnight
2000-07-23 13:26:24


*smiles mysteriously at Beltion*
Oh just a couple of gold per gobbo, and one more teensy weensy little item. I would like your promise that when I need a favour from you sometime, that I can count on you to honour it. *grins*

So what do you think? Would you like me to decide how to paint your gobbos, or do you have something specific in mind?
Beltion
2000-07-23 13:36:16


*grin* It seems you are too late my dear...
but... do you do Guildhouses?
Beltion
2000-07-23 14:18:42


offer expired...
oh dear, you ARE slow.

You best keep to designing axes in the future *grin*
Unregistered(d)
2000-07-23 19:48:49


She WAS out of town all weekend...
that might have *something* to do with it, O Mighty Chieftan. :b

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