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Behemoth the Barbarian Warrior
2000-04-22 06:01:51


Welcome one and all!
Hope you'll enjoy your stay in the Stone Jacuzzi - always filled with a mysterious liquid. Dare to jump in?

*places a sign: NO PEEING* ;)
Lady Midnight
2000-05-05 06:35:12


*grins at the Warlock*
Oh, but that would be telling. I never give warning about those that I am about to punish. ;-)

So you are in need of punishment eh? *laughs*

Well, I never punish without knowing the crimes first.

Care to confess? *devilish grin*
Gandalf the Warlock
2000-05-06 14:10:48


Re: *grins at the Warlock*
Oh, but LM, you need not fear me, I'm always "completely" innocent....always (well, perhaps not always...but "almost").

And I need to punishment, I've suffered enough already. *grins*

So you don't want to tell us who you want to punish? *pouts*

And I who's so in mood to punish someone. *evil grin*

*grins at the behemoth*

So you used me as a...."tester"?

*shivers*
Behemoth the Barbarian Warrior
2000-05-07 13:57:33


Yep, I did..
I thought you will be the best one for the job cos if it failed, the experience wouldn't be new for you... :lol
Behemoth the Barbarian Warrior
2000-05-05 07:54:48


*grins at the Warlock as well*
Thank you for testing our new "anti-pee filter" I installed on the jacuzzi. ;)

*exchanges the jacuzzi water... ahem... champagne after a week of usage* ;)
Gill Posse
2000-04-23 20:16:52


[Eyes the mysterious liquid suspciously]
Hello Behemoth!

So Chan, are you a Hot Tub salesperson or what? You seem to be having a chain of these places popping up all over the net. :lol
Behemoth the Barbarian Warrior
2000-04-23 20:20:49


Greetings Gillious....
So where's the Prince of Perversion? :lol

Actually Chan is the sanitary engineer here :lol
Mistress Aurora
2000-04-23 20:31:24


Mysterious eh?
Being the skeptic I am...I'm going to have to ask for a bit more information. But..being the 'person' that I am I just..couldn't let this go without saying hello.
Maxym
2000-04-23 20:59:01


Just dipping my toes in, before
going to bed:)
Hello, and good night everyone
Chandler the Witch
2000-04-23 20:05:50


*laughs*
I still remember the time Gandalf took a drink of the tub champagne on 3do....roflmao
Behemoth the Barbarian Warrior
2000-04-23 20:09:18


Actually it was in the HOT TUB...
or should I say FROM the hot tub ;)

So, that's why he was so green the next few days :)
Lady Midnight
2000-05-02 04:00:56


*gives Gandalf a hurt looking pout*
Well I hope I am on your trusted list.;-) *gives Gandalf a questioning look, then brightens up*

Of course it is safe dear Warlock. I would not bring harm to anyone, or at least not anyone who didn't deserve it.;-) *smiles*
Gandalf the Warlock
2000-05-02 04:27:48


Don't look so sad LM...
I trust very few people. *grins*

However you look like you "could" be trusted.

And I hope that you don't think I...."deserve" being punished?

*hesitatingly he takes the goblet and brings it to his lips and sips the liquid...waiting to see any...undesired effects*
Lady Midnight
2000-05-02 08:12:00


*smiles at Gandalf as he takes a drink*
*seeing that he has suffered no ill effects, as she knew he wouldn't*

As you can see, just delicious champagne. Please enjoy it.

I have never seen a reason why you would deserve to be punished Gandalf. *grins*

But I have known a few people who could use a little punishment. ;-)
Gandalf the Warlock
2000-05-03 14:39:03


LOL
Oh, you're so right Chan, I believe so too, if anyone really deserves to be punished, it got to be me, I've been really terrible, quite awful. *laughs*

Thanks for the drink LM, it tasted quite good, no pee and no hair, I'm quite...surprised. :)

Anyone special you'd like to see punished?
Chandler the Witch
2000-05-03 13:18:50


*smiles wickedly as she watches the Warlock drink*
LM....you just haven't known G long enough...believe me...if anyone needs punished..it's him.

*grins*
Lady Midnight
2000-04-30 07:30:25


*gives Gandalf a taunting look*
Oh, come now Gandalf. Behemoth just put fresh champagne in here, and it is bubbling madly. Of course it is safe to drink.

Don't you trust us? ;-)

*produces a goblet and fills it with the bubbling champagne from the tub and hands it to Gandalf*

Drink up, you'll like it. *devilish grin*

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