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Chandler the Witch
2000-04-25 14:46:35
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*shifts her aching shoulders*
I've been spell-casting all day and I'm so sore....*looks around*
Behemoth, I think we need a masseuse....a real one...not some pseudo prostitute. Well?
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Chandler the Witch
2000-05-01 13:28:02
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*loiters shamelessly*
to see her new title
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Chandler the Witch
2000-05-01 13:35:22
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*she stiffens*
*and disappears*
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Chandler the Witch
2000-05-03 13:23:28
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Decides to take another look
*waits impatiently*
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Loki Hedengang
2000-04-25 15:33:51
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*starts to practically comb her hair with his
bony hands... making sure that he gets out all the tangles*
you have lovely hair Temptress..
*he gently lifts a handfull of hair up to his nose*
and it smells devine....8}
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Chandler the Witch
2000-04-26 14:54:01
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*reaches back and caresses his face*
Thank you Loki and your touch is just perfect!
*sighs*
I think I've died and gone to heaven...mmm
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General Plastro
2000-04-26 16:53:52
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so is it now time to
move onto other areas of the divine body?
i'm sure that those brooms get rather uncomfortable after extended use...
 D">
-the General
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Behemoth the Barbarian Warrior
2000-04-27 12:20:03
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*evil grin* ...
Well, general, now you gaggled your way into experiencing a DIVINE intervention. 
The divine body's owner will probably have her revenge for you insinuating she's using a broom
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General Plastro
2000-04-27 13:37:05
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Well it was the only way...
...to guide the topic southward 
what does she use to fly anyway? teleportion...flying saucer?
-The General
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Chandler the Witch
2000-04-27 17:53:37
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*glares at the soldier and considers slapping him*
*decides it's a good idea*
++ SLAP ++
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Behemoth the Barbarian Warrior
2000-04-28 02:57:21
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A very good idea...
and further more, Plastro has been banned from this community. If you're looking for reasons check the halfway house message board on the 3DO Community.
*after saying the official statement the beast calms down and gently kisses Chan*
Love you 
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Chandler the Witch
2000-04-30 09:51:21
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*slides her arms around the Beast and kisses him*
Thank you Beast...
*nuzzles against him*
I will however, plead with you to unban him. He apologized to me in cmail and I am well satisfied that he merely wasn't using good judgement and perhaps forgot that he and I do not know eachother. His apology was quite sincere and gentlemanly. I think he's learned his lesson.
Love you too!
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Behemoth the Barbarian Warrior
2000-05-01 13:18:10
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I have already done that....
He apologised to me too (for what he did in the halfway).
*kisses the Jealous Beauty*
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Chandler the Witch
2000-05-01 13:22:42
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Shhhhh
You're giving away my secrets!
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Loki Hedengang
2000-04-25 14:57:37
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*walks up behind the Temptress and starts
to gently massage her neck and shoulders*
I hope my bony hands do the job satisfactory..*smiles*
you wouldn't have been so sore in the shoulders if you hadn't spent time turning us all in to bud sniffing pansy pickers on the WFR..hehe
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Chandler the Witch
2000-04-25 15:11:25
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*laughs and nearly melts with pleasure*
Oh God! This is awesome!
Beast, I like your soft touch...would you do my shoulders and neck...*nuzzles against his claws*...
Loki, you have those great skeletal hands so could you rake those tangles out of my hair?
General....would you mind having your soldier do my fingers...yes, that damn wand is too heavy...I'll choose simple wood next time instead of gold. *grins*
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Behemoth the Barbarian Warrior
2000-04-25 15:17:28
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*places a sign: NO ADMITTANCE UNDER 18*
*realises he's 17*
*eats the sign*
*continues massaging Chan*
Ah well... we can always delete the topic, Chan... :LOL
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Chandler the Witch
2000-04-25 15:27:29
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Now, why would we delete it?
*gives him a suspicious grin*
Are you planning on kissing me or being promiscuous? LOL
We do need a masseuse Beast...a real one....you'll have to give out interviews and make it clear that this is a respectable job....no fondling the guests. *grins*
It'd be great to wander over here after a hard day's work and get a good rubdown
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Chandler the Witch
2000-04-25 15:15:54
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btw.....Beast!
I love your new portrait..but god...it's kind of scary!
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General Plastro
2000-04-25 14:57:07
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Aching shoulders? bah! ;-)
does the wand get heavy after a while or does your slender body body have limits?
*summons a nearby soldier* (a professional masseur)
"give this beautiful young lady a relaxing massage" (i'd do it myself..and believe me i would but that's not what Generals do. damn!)
*watches with envy as the soldier approaches chan*
-The General
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