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Lady Midnight
2000-09-23 11:31:43


Shame on you..
..Beh. So are you the peeping beast now? *grins*

So tell me Beh, did you learn anything then. ;-) *giggles*
Behemoth the Barbarian
2000-09-23 12:43:39


Peeping beast? ...
All I wanted to do is to read a book in peace but hearing all this moaning and screaming disturbed be so I had to see if you both are alright. *wink*
LilNem
2000-09-25 12:16:01


*Laughs*
Well thats just me testing out this new Pinnochio idea I have.. I tell you what it's certainly less tiring *grin*
Behemoth the Barbarian
2000-09-25 15:06:25


*ROFLMAO!!!*
Goodness, that one is just epic!

Hears Lady M screaming: "Lie, NEM, Lie!" *LOL*
LilNem
2000-09-26 12:15:08


*RITHTL*
(Rolls in the Hot-Tub Laughing *grin*)

Yes, it should be an olympic sport as I'm starting to learn how to lie like a champion *grin*
Behemoth the Barbarian
2000-09-28 12:41:32


From the King of Innuendo...
...thru the Prince of Lies right to the Olympic Champion ;)
Lady Midnight
2000-09-22 16:20:15


*a splash comes out of the darkness..
.. and soaks Beh once more*

How do you know what is going on in here, you can't see us. *grins*
Behemoth the Barbarian
2000-09-22 16:25:00


You mean to tell me...
...that I don't know what's going on in my own lair? *grins*
Lady Midnight
2000-09-21 06:22:54


*grins*
Did you say you wanted pretzels Beh?

*chants softly and a huge barrel of the twisty type pretzels appears next to Beh.*

They go great with ale Beh. Enjoy :)
Behemoth the Barbarian
2000-09-21 13:36:14


*LOL*
You two kill me...

*empties a barrel of ale, eats a bowl of pretzels and comes back to the Wheel of Time* ;)
LilNem
2000-09-22 15:40:24


*grins*
hey love, think you might have to give beh the kiss of life now ;) *grin*
Behemoth the Barbarian
2000-09-22 15:58:51


Kiss of life?
Don't get me involved in your orgies! *grins*
Lady Midnight
2000-09-18 03:53:10


*assorted giggles and noises..
..can be heard from the darkness. Then you can see a splash of water come from the darkness and get Beh all wet*

Sorry Beh, I guess I splashed a little to hard. *grins*

*chants softly and a towel appears beside Beh to dry off with*
LilNem
2000-09-18 10:25:19


*Hits High C*
and Beh's glass breaks, then a pewter mug appears full to the brim of ale

Hey, wow, do that again love *grin*

Think we might have to add a zone of silence, we don't want to corrupt a sweet, young beast do we love?
Behemoth the Barbarian
2000-09-18 12:54:09


*wonders what are they doing in the dark pool*
*tosses a book of Kama Sutra into the jacuzzi*

Have fun!

*readies for MUCH MORE splashes* ;)
LilNem
2000-09-19 09:52:36


*grins and Manages to catch the book
before it gets wet*

Wow thanks Beh:) I'll put it to good use

*A few seconds later an exclamation is heard*

That must hurt.. how do they get it to bend like that?
Behemoth the Barbarian
2000-09-19 12:42:04


*LOL!!!*
Goodness, they won't let me read that book, will they? Kids these days. *LOL*

Just don't look like pretzels after trying out all the tricks *laughs*
Lady Midnight
2000-09-15 14:16:49


*slips into the jacuzzi quietly...
.. and snuggles up next to Nem, giving him a warm kiss and embrace*

Thanks love, this is just perfect after my 34 hour work marathon.
Behemoth the Barbarian
2000-09-15 14:56:08


*feels a bit uncomfortable on the stone altar*
Should I leave you here all alone? :)
LilNem
2000-09-15 17:35:48


*Smiles into her eyes
as he cradles her in his arms and gives her a soft loving kiss*

I thought you would *starts gently massaging her shoulders*

thanks Beh, but I'm afraid of the dark.

what darkness? oh this one

*cast create darkness* just so you won't be embarressed *as giggling can be heard from the darkness*

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