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Comment
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LilNem
2000-06-30 15:31:36
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*grins*
she must be one of those that thinks size doesn't matter *grin*
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Lady Ann
2000-07-01 00:36:46
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*walks in looking for Ramoth*
Thought my ears were burning.
Can the advert read something like:
"Incredibly muscular warrior type, tall, heavily tanned, blue eyed and dark haired. Strong sword arm an advantage. (You know the picture NEM)
Actually I do like me with long hair, just not when it is on their back! *grin*
And I also find that size does matter. *laugh*
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LilNem
2000-07-01 08:29:05
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*gets out his list and starts crossing off items
nope
nope
nope
nope
nope
damn guess that just leaves blue eyes
oh well looks like he's out of the window, I'll have to think of someone else *grin*
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Lady Ann
2000-07-01 10:38:05
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Well maybe I could alter the requirements:
Not bothered about hair colour or length. Oh, and a tan isn't absolutely necessary. Too many muscles can look horrible and I'm only short myself so height doesn't really bother me either.
What you got now?
*watches NEM expectantly*
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LilNem
2000-07-01 13:56:23
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*adds people back to the list
well quite a few, though one does stand out from the crowd..
only trouble is he's got a terrible accent, keeps saying things like ecky thump, and ee bye gum lass
hmmm size? what about knowledge?
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Lady Ann
2000-07-02 03:57:41
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*goes all dreamy*
He sounds perfect. Is he rich?
Knowledge in certain subjects can be a VERY good substitute for size, *evil grin*
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Behemoth the Barbarian
2000-07-02 20:52:09
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If hair length and colour doesn't matter...
 neither does the height, I think I can apply ;)
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LilNem
2000-07-03 11:19:55
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Well if you mean
like Creosote.. no I'm afraid not, but he is rich in the fact that he is loved by so many, and can count you and so many others as a friend
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Chandler the Witch
2000-07-03 19:54:31
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Whatever it is you guys are selling....
I'll take four of them.
*evil grin*
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LilNem
2000-07-04 10:28:31
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Well you asked for it Chan
*flies up to her lands on her shoulder, reaches down and "fluffs her pillows" 4 times
I was just in the line for selling my services as an expert pillow fluffer *grin*
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Behemoth the Barbarian
2000-07-04 21:28:44
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*laughs*...
I find fluffing Chan's pillows much more interesting than selling veggies. 
*thinks seriously about changing professions*
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LilNem
2000-07-05 10:10:45
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Hmmm
Well I could always use an aprrentice..and you did show a certain flair in the lair:)
so we'd better discuss rates..
how much are you going to pay me? *grin*
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Behemoth the Barbarian
2000-07-05 21:25:46
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If you're too little to drink ale...
there's no payment I can think of 
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LilNem
2000-07-06 10:51:33
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Well I'll give it a
go, suppose it can't hurt to try it just once, just hope dad doesn't catch me.
so what've ypu got?
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Behemoth the Barbarian
2000-07-06 21:41:01
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The best ale in Krewlod...
...brewed by Killian, the Royal Master Brewer, Chan got me for my birthday.
*gives NEM a barrel*
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LilNem
2000-07-07 09:02:09
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Wow thanks,
Hmm Chan got you it?
*sniffs the open barrel cautiously*
oh, well can't make me any worse than I am now
bottoms up!!
*so saying he dives into the barrel and starts drinking*
hey Beh this is for you *concentrate and a piece of papaer appears in his hand*
This Parchment
certifies the user
is experienced
in the art of
Pillow Fluffing
There you go Beh, use it well *grin*
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Behemoth the Barbarian
2000-07-07 15:44:16
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Waahoo!!!
I'm gonna go practice right away!
*looks around for Chan*
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LilNem
2000-07-10 09:44:15
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*Grins as he pulls out his
soon you'll have one of these
008
Liscensed to fluff
and thats my secret;-)
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Behemoth the Barbarian
2000-07-10 20:33:52
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*LOL*
*yells for Chan*
Come on, I really need some practice ;)
666 Licenced to Fluff
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Chandler the Witch
2000-07-10 21:22:37
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*looks outraged*
*pushes away from the little dragon, and backs up hurriedly....right into the big furry body of the Beast*
*looking tentatively around, she groans*
"Oh, no!"
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