Well then...
imagine it now: a blond haired furry behemoth kid with a dog face barking and wagging tail madly (reminds me much of ritcher1 --- just trying to get ya to de-lurk! )
*dives into the water to save Chan...*
*...grabs her and takes out of the water. He lies the Witch by the Jacuzzi and gives her a passionate mouth to mouth*
*comes up gasping, her hair in her eyes*
*turns to the Beast...murder in her eyes*
*grabbing him, she locks her fingers into his fur and kisses him so deeply and so deliciously that she can feel the quiver begin at his toes and travel upward to his ears*
*smiling as she kisses him so deeply and shockingly, she makes sure he enjoys their first LEGAL kiss*
*using a bit of witchcraft, she then forces Him beneath the surface*
After that .....
can't think of anything to give him ... (not that I was going to give him a kiss or anything) .... Hmmmmmm ..... Guess its got to be the last litre of Paddy's Irish Whiskey! *Tears in his eyes he passes it over*